movie/book quotes Weasley was born in a bin
He always lets the Quaffle in
That's why Slytherins all sing
Weasley is our King

Weasley can save anything
He never lets the Quaffle in
That's why Gryffindors all sing
Weasley is our King

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred Weasley
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."-Ron Weasley
"Snivellus..."-Sirius Black

Three for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
Nine for the mortal men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie
One Ring to rule them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie

"You need people of intelligence for this mission...quest...thing..."-Pippin Took
"Where are we going?"-Pippin Took
"What about second breakfast?"-Pippin Took
"You shall not pass!"-Gandalf

"You forget I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"-Jack Sparrow
"You like pain?" [hits pirate in head with a pole] "Try wearing a corset."-Elizabeth Swann
"You have to find yourself a girl, mate."-Jack Sparrow

"Thank you, Jack."-Captain Barbossa
"Your welcome."-Jack Sparrow
"Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack."-Captain Barbossa

"But...why's the rum gone?"-Jack Sparrow

"Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you."-Benjamin Martin
"Why wait?"-Colonel Tavington

"Would you like a lesson, sir, in the rules of war? Or perhaps your children would?"-Colonel Tavington
"Pretty impressive for farmers with pitchforks."-Colonel Tavington
"God save King George!"-Benjamin Martin

"I've come to call on Anne."-Gabriel Martin
"Well of course you call yourself a man!"-Mr. Howard

"I know you're back from outer space. I just walked in here to find you with that sad look upon your face. I should've dropped that stupid lock-"-Frank The Pug
"FRANK!"-Agent J

"Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been EATEN. 'Cause you don't listen! That's the trouble with you New Yorkers, you're hardheaded. "Oh, we've seen it all." I come in, I ask you nicely... how's a man gonna come in trying to help you--then the worm comes in, and it's, "Oh, save us, Mr. Black Man!" You all--"-Agent J

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